Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...