The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...