Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...