Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...