The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...