Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...