How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...