Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....