I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!