I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...