I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...