Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...