Tombstone epitaph II
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Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
You’re in big trouble
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Two Corpuscles
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If a month would be 24 hrs
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Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Bragging about old times
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