lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...