What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...