The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...