A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...