A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...