Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....