Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...