If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.