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How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
The Procrastinator’s creed
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When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
The math one-liners
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