Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...