Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.