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Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Twelve days Microsoft
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Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
The Feline Diet
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You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...