Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...