Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...