How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...