The math one-liners
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Blonde Inventions!
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What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...