Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...