Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...