Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...