The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...