Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...