Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...