Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...