Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...