Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...