Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...