Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...