A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...