Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
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