make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....