What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...