Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...