Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...