Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...