One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...