I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!