If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...