Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...