Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...