How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
The Tyson one-liners
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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...