An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
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There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
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Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
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What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
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A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
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Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
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“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
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Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....