You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!