Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...