Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...