The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...