Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...