Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...